Recently I caught a little bit of heat for missing a cyclocross style athletic pursuit that occurred in the world Famous Golden Gate Park, which lies in the left lung of the picturesque city of San Francisco, California.
Regardless of the fact that these days I’m not ‘punching a clock’ as it were, it still doesn’t mean that I’m not whole heartedly appreciative of weekends, and most especially weekends that are chock full of awesomeinity.
Step one- Listen to the lyrics.
Step two- Question whether or not it’s a joke.
Step three- Just to be safe, sacrifice a virgin and then move to Holland.