“Tina fingered my pizza.” -Unknown

I lied.

The other day I was all “one more post of random garbage!” and then everybody was all “sweet!“, but then today I’m all “just kidding!” and everybody’s all “zzzzzzzzz!aaa
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Playing ketchup.

With the past week well in the rear view mirror, I look towards the recent past contained within the disaster of my inbox. So as to not waste any valuable time with my amazing word play, let’s get down to brass tacks.
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