However, in this instance that would be a totally gross omelet.
I actually did sorta squeeze a post out.
So, in the time we’re apart, why not go back into the archives and brush up on some posts you may have missed? (Though truthfully, the last two months have been some of my finest work.)
Or, if that doesn’t sound appealing to you, just watch the following trailer for the next three days.
No, for real. That is what you should do.