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	MANIFESTO \| MARKET \| RSS \| CONTACT Photo by Stevil Archives One for the weekend from Liz. "Which one of y'all hit me?" -Detective James Carter A mix of the sad and the happy. As I peel back the layers of my life. One for the weekend. Every office space needs a swinging tire and a basket of bananas. One foot in front of the next. I have a tiny Y chromosome, hear me roar. One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. I'm here to deliver the messages. Blackout with your sack out. It was a Sammy Hagar weekend. One for the weekend from Sally. We have 'here' and we have 'there', and what lies in between. Stepping off into the abyss that is Wednesday. A visual stew concocted entirely of hodgepodge and mish mash. One for the weekend from Jeff. Putting the 'blitz' in Blitzkrieg Bop. Open your grasp and say "whhaaa!?" From erogenous zones to fashionable boots, I get all my news from one source. One for the weekend. Ok... This year I'm committed. What the internet occasionally taketh away in time, it sometimes giveth back in bounty. Happy Holidays and stuff. A quilt work of a hodgepodge of a mishmash of stuff. As we depart on yet another journey, 99% bicycle related fodder. One for this weekend and all that follow. Just a little off the top. Buckle up for a totally mediocre ride. Mondays are like Fridays. One for the weekend from Andy. It's a grab bag of underwhelming proportions. "Gimme somethin' to write on, man." -D.L. Roth Back to business as usual. Oh folks, it looks like we've got a scandle to handle. One for the weekend from Dan. This is a public service announcement. Thankful to give thanks. Ok, now... What the hell just happened? It was a mud and alcohol fueled weekend. One for the weekend. Sometimes you just gotta get away. "Ever since you've been riding single speeds, your life has been on a path of self destruction." It's like a Purple Haze®, except it's made of cheap beer, dirt, vodka, and aluminum shavings. One for the weekend from Andy. It's Wednesday. Again. My smirk's costume is a grimace. One for the weekend. Yet again, the sack's stuffed to the brim. November coming fire. Today's gonna be both short and sweet. Two for the weekend. A bit more month-end hodgepodge. Shrug-gedaboutit. So happy together. One for the weekend. Well wasn't Monday a tough pill to swallow? For a limited time only perhaps, a low low price! One for the weekend. Today is a big day. Like split pee soup, I tells you. Bottom of the barrel, but looking up. One for the weekend. Yesterday's news, today. This is a bicycle and bicycle related site, dammit. Reflection Junction, what's your function? One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. A tale about a place and some things, part two. Brand new All Hail The Black Market kits. A tale about a place and some things, part one. What happened in Vegas stayed there, part two. What happened in Vegas stayed there, part one. A year old one for the weekend. The hornets have gone back home. Now I went and kicked the hornet's nest. Back on the trolly One for the weekend from Jimmy. A whole lotta shaking going on. Bikes, trikes, and rusty toe spikes. Sequestered is as sequestered does. One for the weekend from Cornelius. Less mad about not much stuff. So mad about so much stuff. On a rope, on a rope, got me hanging on a rope. One for the weekend from Sally. I brush my teeth with a fork and spoon. Happy damn birthday to me. Why, hello there Friday (Part 2) One for the weekend. Why, hello there Friday (Part 1) Until our paths cross again. the fire that burns in my heart is a hot one. One for the weekend from Thrones. I'm like, a writer about stuff and stuff. Segues, segways, and cegweiz. Very exciting things for very exciting people. One for the weekend from Keys. Some things about some stuff. I talk a pretty good game. I'm outta here. It's hard to find inspiration in painkillers. A grab bag of the whatnot and such. One for the weekend. Handsome is as handsome does. "Something controversial about cyclists". Monday Morning Ultraman. The one in the mirror is who's out to get me. Ain't no party like a Friday party. Several important matters. Happy 5th. Happy 4th. One for the weekend from Dan. New dresses and dance shoes for everyone. Staring, steering and stairing. Ruining everything is a full time job. Moving right along A post as a reflection. Sürprize, sürprize. One for the weekend from Lanolin. I've been absconded. A job at the looking glass. Feel free to make yourself comfortable. One for the weekend. A fat man in little pants. When you're busy playing grab ass, sometimes the world sneaks up on you. Showing up to class armed with my own apple and dunce cap. One for the weekend from Jenny. If you gotta get from point A to point J or K, you might as well do it in style. Rhymes with 'your hair smells like bologna'. If I was in charge... One for the weekend. Waiting by a phone that I'm afraid will never ring. A thousand yard stare across a long and dirty. Talk about getting caught with your pants down. One for the weekend from DPow! "Hey, you wanna go on an adventure?" Once upon a time... Open up your heart and you'll risk getting a bunch of dirt and bugs and stuff in there. One for the weekend. The good is great, and the bad is crushing. It's Humpday, man. Mondays are the kind of party I don't want to attend. One for the weekend from Chad. A standard array of Black Market endorsed crap. The sickness has fled the scene. I'd totally have a post for today, if it were not for the fact that I think I might be dying. One for the weekend from El Lucho. This is a bicycle machine related website. Hugs, drugs and a mention of bed bugs. High on life, your wife, and Barny Fife. Some Turbojugend for the weekend. I live in the future. Inspiration is sometimes born from curious circumstances. More mishmash than you could shake a stick at. One for the weekend from CFO. Don't cry for me, Art Gentina. So much time, so little memory. As the world turns. I run a bicycle related website. Today I will talk about bicycles. A half truth is still a lie that's half true. One for the weekend. A post for today and forever. What's in a name? Oh.. Sweet. It's raining again. One for the weekend from The Bike Snob. If this is all that shows up on Friday.. Which one of y'all hit me? I went to the San Francisco custom bike show and all I got was this stupid hangover. One for the weekend from Mr. Blacksocks. Leave room for seconds. Tools come in all shapes and sizes. "My glass was half full, but some jackass came along and drank it." One for the weekend from CFO. Mixing while we're matching. Between The Rock and a head case. STFU, cause it's time for the SOTU. One for the weekend from F.O.A.M.. The Tax Man cometh, and other ruminations. Working twice as hard to be half as good. My hamburger shaped spaceship has returned just in time for Monday. One for the weekend from Snakebite. Politics are back on the shelf. Nearly an entire post dedicated to the art of being drunk. Short and not at all sweet. Just some thoughts off the top of my.. Um.. What's that thing called again? One for the weekend from Uma. Less reading, more watching. Driver not included. Another random selection of some this and some that. One for the weekend from Cornelius. Ego don't sentio tardus. Gold stars for like, nearly everybody. QUIZ TIME! One for the weekend from Lucho. If God had wanted us to walk on our hands, she would have called them 'feet'. WWBRD? A serious of ruminations regarding vocations, occasions, and brocations. One for the weekend. A fist rolled across the keyboard spells 'lok,imjuv8gy7r5c'. Yeah, I was right. There's not gonna be a post today. Later dogs. Party. One for the weekend. Ego don't sentio tardus. The cat is way out of the bag. "Your taste in music sucks." One for the weekend from Tanner. Third hourglass for 2011. A new, New Year's Resolution. Like sands through the hourglass. One for the weekend. Nappy Jew Year! Vacation motivation. One for the circular file. From your friend(s) at All Hail The Black Market. Scrapings from beneath the proverbial shoe. Nothing but good vibes, bro. One for the weekend. Nut punches and high fives from every direction. "Wrap yo'self 'round my leg and let's see what there is to discuss." I have one of these. One for the weekend from Newt. Organizing one's thoughts proves to be difficult when one has lost their mind. I need a soul massage. One for the weekend from Christopher. A train wreck by any other name.. Life within the confines of a fishbowl. A pinch of pictures, and a smattering of words. One for the weekend. No one is at work today, therefore no one is reading this. Some observations on planned obsolescence. A whole lot of references to man parts. One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. Don't hate me because I'm bieütiful. Hey.. I'll tell ya.. And on the eighth day, God created neurotic, type A wing nuts. One for the weekend from Dahlonega Wheelworks. Are You There Friday? It's Me, Margaret. Madness rhyming with radness. Picking it up, and putting it back down again. One for the weekend. Play ball>Take ball home. Bore-dumb. In space, no one can hear you ice cream. Some for the weekend. A sideshow of mish mash, hodgepodge and brick a brack. The world doesn't stop spinning for nothin'. I got my shit together but forgot where I put it. Because everybody needs a good cry. Arybody's got they own kind of bachelor party. One for the weekend from Newt. Clever scientists need not apply. Hodge Podge B'Godge. Sometimes staying on the ball is easier than it sounds. One for the weekend from Robert. Technology got me down. A post almost entirely dedicated to the beautiful people. Trust me. I'm a professional. One for the weekend from Brian. It's a mish mash, but with fewer Ms and As and more Ts. When the wheels come off the wagon. If a bomb goes off, and everyone's too drunk to hear it, does it make any noise? One for the weekend from Frank. What gets murdered in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Shaking the sheets. One for the weekend from Nick. A whole lot of shanking going on. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Just back in the door. One for the weekend, and pretty much the next ten days from Colin. Fridays are like a handsome child. Swing and a miss and a swing and a miss. What's in a phrase? One for the weekend. Oh holy hell. I have a tight sack. A hair sandwich with a side of fries. One for the weekend. "Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left." From the top there's nowhere to go but down. Parker Stevenson is twice the man of Shawn Cassidy. One for the weekend. Tied to a chair by Al Gore's internet. Fuzzy man, fuzzy woman.. Fuzzy baby. I refuse to be in this hell alone. One for the weekend. Because the first act was such a rousing success.. Take a fist full and (try to) call me in the morning. Vivo in intenta est morior sulum dies. One for the weekend from JGH. Get down, get down. Pete and repeat. A view from the barrel's bottom. Sweep the leg, wing, and breast, Johnny. Keep the good times rolling. When in Florida. One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. "When you talk it's like a rolling boulder" 'Arybody's got 'they own kind of comfort zone. Vacation's been lovely. One for the weekend from Peter. Hal. Leigh. Lou. Yeah. 'Hey, hoe' or 'arybody's got they own kind of perspective' White knuckling the keyboard. One for the weekend from Duncan. Please... Schizophrenia is the new high five. Arybody's got they own kind of work ethic. Not good. Not good at all. One for the weekend. Good lord what have I done? 'It's been a long time coming' or 'you're full of kit'. Rhymes with 'pippin'. One for the weekend from John. Getting rad is rad. Picking it up, laying it down, and picking it up again. Rock and Rollah. Making magic like Doug Henning. Ladling out an assortment of varying correspondences. A disjointed configuration of flotsamesqe stimuli. All Hail. One for the weekend from The Rottenmac. Ugly is as ugly does. Well I'll be damned. If I was in charge... Two for the weekend. Another long name for a mediocre publication. My mother said there'd be days like this. Holy cannoli, what a week. One for the weekend. NEWS FLASH! A post from a time machine. Monday's plate is full of the good stuff. And gravy. One for the weekend from Ben. Writer's block; Nothing a little technological sabotage won't cure. "Kickboxing. Sport of the future." -Lloyd Dobler I'm seriously serious. My heart's soft spot for the weekend. Fridays are for the union of beautiful people. Nothing ruins a party like some prehistoric gold fish or a thug with tattoos on his face. Books, crooks and sideways looks. One for the weekend. Friday. Or "Insert interesting title here." The tech gremlins ain't got nothing on me. 4/22/10 2:00 am. A contest for a contest and other thoughts. 6 of one, 8 minus 3 plus 1 of the other. Road trippin' balls. Dopes to infinity. I just spent 1000 miles breathing exhaust fumes. It's raining men. One for the weekend. "Jeff Hale is open minded about gender-role assignment." Re·tard 'A steady diet of nothing.' One for the weekend from 685. Digital vomit. A fatback log and other random musings. One for the weekend. Not only is being self righteous difficult.. Dirt, ho. Is this thing on? One for the weekend. Just another manic Friday. We are (still) family. Excitement and dread all at the same time. Memory lane is covered in broken glass. Wednesday's post isn't really a post at all. Beatings that were previously reserved for red headed stepchildren need to be re-directed to the Utah state legislature. Rehash for Sunday. One for the weekend from Jason. Satus incendia pro lusum (Starting fires for sport) What was Monday's post became Wednesday's post on Tuesday. Daddy can't play today. Daddy real tired. One for the weekend. Again. Alle Huldigen Den Schwarzmarkt The S.S. Goodtimes just pulled into port. Bang. One for the weekend from Duncan. And now for something totally different. A crystal ball by any other name... "This hangover is never going to end" or "I have stripper all over my Budwesier sweater". Like a wise person once said... Engine one is full throttle. Engine two is full of cake batter. For all who might have traveled here from the new issue of Dirt Rag. Back on the trolly. I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one. A journey to the whatever side. Hump day's for humping. Winter is as winter does. One for the weekend from Dayton. When attempting to make yourself a better person, you gotta start somewhere. What do conspiracy theories have to do with today's post? He had a dream. One for Sunday, because it's Sunday. One for the weekend from Travis. Everybody needs to clean house sometimes. I'm the worst employee I've ever had. If you ate psychedelics in the last twenty minutes, skip the video. Bold new adventures of the Commonwealth. I'm a liar. The day the Earth stood still. It's as good a way to kick 2010 off as any. Sometimes the Black Market is not for everyone. Santa brought me a gastrointestinal train wreck. One for the weekend. I cried like a baby. A very Melviny Christmas. Meh-ry Christmas. The USPS can blow me. One for Sunday from Cary One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. Well lookie who doesn't know his schedule. A few for the weekend, and pretty much the entire following week. "My spirit animal is a hamburger." There is very little that I love more in life... Ahhhh bloody hell. One for the weekend from Eric. A falseifie in verballage, followed by an extensive example of Capitalistic scum. A day late and forty dollars short. Insert appropriate title here* One for Saturday. First things first.. Mail bag.. It's Monday. Time to read some stuff. One for the weekend. Clowns to the left of me.. The world is going to end.* A shameless plug for the weekend. Friday is my day. I have been to the mountain, part two. Everything you heard about this year's SSCXWC was true. Buried under electronic postcards. When all is said and done, there won't be much left to say or do. A'ight.. Keep yer damn pants on. Another day, another donut. Feet first into oblivion. Mondays happen whether you want them to or not. One for the weekend. Food for thought. You knew what kind of party you were invited to. So much stuff is coming up, so we best be getting down. An old one for the weekend, but a good one for the weekend. I either have food poisoning, the flu, or the black plague. The beer hand down is a go. Power in numbers. One for the whatever.. I am a human soft serve machine. "GET OUT OF THE WAY! YOU'RE RUINING THE RACE FOR EVERYBODY!" The Gran Fondo, was the Gran Nondo, but I'll write about it anyway. One for the weekend. It squirts the lotion on the basket. Let's get down to business. The future is now. I went to Las Vegas and all I got was this lousy venereal disease. Bicycles are very serious business. One for the weekend, and happy birthday to me, dammit. "The new product is rolling along" or "Every day is a good day for pizza" My best post ever. There's nowhere to go from here but down. "Monday, fuzzy Monday", or "a nearly complete post written by one man". One for a birthday. Friday's post on Thursday afternoon. Reality is all twisted up. It's Monday and I'm already thinking about Friday. One for Sunday One for the weekend from Abe. Every day is a party at The Black Market. Every day is a good one at the hotdog hill climb. I've gone through some changes... One for the weekend from The Snob. The chronicles of eschew. I've got a back stock of entries, but for now I'm just staying busy being pretty. 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