Engine one is full throttle. Engine two is full of cake batter.
For any and all who dare step into the ring, I present to you the grandest championship of them all;
For any and all who dare step into the ring, I present to you the grandest championship of them all;
Editor Karen Brooks initially asked me to pen a piece about the 2010 SSCXWC, which I happily obliged. However the first installment was far too long, so I shortened it considerably for print.
What I have here is the extended version.. A piece inspired by the original from this site, but with far more grammatical errors.
Read on if you care to;
Sometimes technology is a grand, and accommodating lover, taking care of your every need. Other times it’s like a murdering, toothless meth head that eats all of your cereal and then wipes their ass on your bathrobe.
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