Step one- Listen to the lyrics.
Step two- Question whether or not it's a joke.
Step three- Just to be safe, sacrifice a virgin and then move to Holland.
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Shit Stevil, us cyclist have been doin that while ridin forever...
I've converted from Catholicism back to Greek paganism. If man is truly made in the image of God then the Greek Gods make much more sense, plus our dances are way better.
"when i hug people, i leave room for the holy spirit." I especially like how they make it sound like women are the corrupted ones and that the men are wholesome and moral. "democratic shift in congress," what? "I'm buying up babies like angelina jolie." I'm confused.
Ironically I’m in Lynchburg Va visiting family this weekend and riding the LU MTB trails in an Evil kit. That’s Liberty University y’all, where you’re taught to love Jesus for all the wrong reasons.
OMG, Saturday Night Live fodder for sure! It seems to me that the "side hug" could lead to the hand sliding to the hips and down to the bOOty.
What will these wacky folks come up with next? They just don't know how to channel all that human nature. Oh well, thank God for guns, the NRA, and video game violence. Not like any of that needs to be addressed by the bible thumping folks.
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Shit Stevil, us cyclist have been doin that while ridin forever...
Yaknow.
-B
Posted by: Bluenoser | November 28, 2009 8:40 AM
I've converted from Catholicism back to Greek paganism. If man is truly made in the image of God then the Greek Gods make much more sense, plus our dances are way better.
Posted by: pedalman | November 28, 2009 9:21 AM
"when i hug people, i leave room for the holy spirit." I especially like how they make it sound like women are the corrupted ones and that the men are wholesome and moral. "democratic shift in congress," what? "I'm buying up babies like angelina jolie." I'm confused.
Posted by: sammy | November 28, 2009 10:47 AM
May the lord god Joe Strummer have mercy on their souls...
Posted by: Gypsy | November 28, 2009 11:46 AM
Democratic shift in the congress!!
Posted by: Mark | November 28, 2009 12:01 PM
Who needs the Christian side hug, I'm a fan of the Secular foreskin tug.
Posted by: Jeff | November 28, 2009 12:50 PM
OMG (oh my GrandPa)!
Get in line, bleet bleet...
Posted by: Nick | November 28, 2009 1:13 PM
Ironically I’m in Lynchburg Va visiting family this weekend and riding the LU MTB trails in an Evil kit. That’s Liberty University y’all, where you’re taught to love Jesus for all the wrong reasons.
Posted by: cary | November 28, 2009 3:21 PM
OMG, Saturday Night Live fodder for sure! It seems to me that the "side hug" could lead to the hand sliding to the hips and down to the bOOty.
What will these wacky folks come up with next? They just don't know how to channel all that human nature. Oh well, thank God for guns, the NRA, and video game violence. Not like any of that needs to be addressed by the bible thumping folks.
Posted by: Troy B. | November 28, 2009 3:28 PM
Hey Stevil,
Here's the boys doing The Christen Side Hug...
http://trekroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/06/dsc00502.jpg
-B
Posted by: Bluenoser | November 28, 2009 5:41 PM
So much for going to church to pick up chicks.
Posted by: samh | November 28, 2009 5:47 PM
No huggin', fool, but Christ is down for the straight gangsta wiggers' cultural appropriation, yo. And ya know this...
Posted by: Jason Metter | November 30, 2009 9:36 AM
Is there a Christian reach around?
Posted by: The Rev | November 30, 2009 6:10 PM