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Everything you heard about this year's SSCXWC was true.

Posted by Stevil on November 10, 2009


Except the parts that weren't.

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Nice.

Carb De-loading

I wish I didn't click. So gross.

Unless this is a new form of hippie gardening.. you know, fertilizing.

thats just some nerves.

That is how I remember seeing that man the entire weekend. He nearly BIU'd me during the SS race, and tried to french kiss me at the party/debate. Good work C. Kinevil you made the Team Evil proud..

aw, that's nice....

Sure looks like Stan Beaver...

Vomiting is so 2005. You haven't lived until you've: (1) drank two, one liter boots of Spaten at Schroeder's, while repeatedly staggering out of your chair and saying "Mein Furher! I can walk!"]; (2) won a free T-shirt for doing so faster than everyone else; (3) taken a massive emergency dump on the floor of the parking lot becuase of same; (4) used the aforementioned free T-shirt as an ass wipe and tossed it onto 3rd Street; and then (5) passed out in your truck while eating a liquor store piroshki and listening to "Reign in Blood."

He is wasting all of that nacho cheese unless there is a big pile of tortilla chips out of frame.

that's my manager.
my life sucks.

All day he was going on about how he had already puked in the morning...like he was the only one.

Stan is an eagle. He can fly. And that man can rally like no other in the drinking discipline. Let us all tip our cap to the master of the Egg Rope, Stan Beaver.

I have not laughed this hard since the incident in the diner in somewhere's ville IA when Cheever ate everything on Roberto's plate with his face then left the joint with nary a turkey leg... falling to the ground five steps later to make out with it.

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