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Another day, another donut.

Posted by Stevil on October 29, 2009


Right outta the gate we'll get into an email from Jeff concerning an incident he recently experienced on the way to work;

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Feet first into oblivion.

Posted by Stevil on October 27, 2009


See, this guy is a Viking warrior. His mere image strikes fear and respect into the hearts of men.

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Mondays happen whether you want them to or not.

Posted by Stevil on October 25, 2009


First things first though. The mildly popular 'Downzig' shirts have arrived and are available for sale through me, (you know, with the Pay Pal), Stroker Ace, One on One, and Chrome;

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One for the weekend.

Posted by Stevil on October 24, 2009


Sticker Guy Pete sent me the link for this beast.
RENO REPRESENT!

Food for thought.

Posted by Stevil on October 22, 2009


Now who'd have thought that a seemingly innocent little comment about my own desire to stay away from this round of government and media recommended injections would bring about such a shit storm of responses?

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You knew what kind of party you were invited to.

Posted by Stevil on October 20, 2009


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So much stuff is coming up, so we best be getting down.

Posted by Stevil on October 19, 2009


I work diligently to keep all of the information I get in my inbox straight, but the gaps for things to fall into get so wide sometimes, it becomes almost impossible to keep it from happening.
And here is a picture of Dr. Cornel West because he reminds me of my grandfather.
His image has little relation to my introduction other than the fact that regardless of his organization, he has a gap between his teeth which I'm sure sometimes things slip through.

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An old one for the weekend, but a good one for the weekend.

Posted by Stevil on October 17, 2009


No way? Yeah way.

I either have food poisoning, the flu, or the black plague.

Posted by Stevil on October 15, 2009


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The beer hand down is a go.

Posted by Stevil on October 12, 2009


Possibly the world's first beer hand down occurred this past weekend and it went off without a hitch..

Since I have no photographic evidence of the event, you will have to rely on your imagination.
If your imagination doesn't work, then you should simply refer to the drawing I just did;

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Power in numbers.

Posted by Stevil on October 12, 2009


You know, as I was in the middle of my race on Sunday, I took a great deal of comfort in knowing that at that exact same moment, there were people ruining other people's races all over the country.

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Photo by Lindsey.

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One for the whatever..

Posted by Stevil on October 11, 2009


The instructions are simple.
Open up this first one and watch it with the sound down, while simultaneously opening the second and using it as a sound track.

Of course with the remainder of the soundtrack please feel free to don a sailors cap, surround yourself with scantily clad women and run around the room in circles after them.


I am a human soft serve machine.

Posted by Stevil on October 8, 2009


And I just keep turning out the hits. The title really has nothing to do with today's post, but considering the fact that it just came to me, I'll use it anyway.

Word has come down that the cyclocross illuminati has dug its boney fingers just a little bit deeper into the world that we love so much.

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"GET OUT OF THE WAY! YOU'RE RUINING THE RACE FOR EVERYBODY!"

Posted by Stevil on October 6, 2009


These words were blurted at me from an unnamed California Giant rider last year while rounding a single track corner into a wide open expanse, where if I were shoulder to shoulder with ten other people, there still would have been enough room to comfortably pass.
With that being said, I am of the opinion that bike racers tend to be real douchebags.

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The Gran Fondo, was the Gran Nondo, but I'll write about it anyway.

Posted by Stevil on October 4, 2009


I recently was presented the opportunity to attend and report back on this past Saturday's Levi Leipenheimer Gran Fondo ride through the rolling hills of Santa Rosa, California. Initially I thought it was Levi's Gran Fondue ride, and I was like, "Hell yeah, I'll go", but then when I learned that it would entail far more miles of bike riding than melted cheese and chocolate, I promptly found an easy way out.

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One for the weekend.

Posted by Stevil on October 3, 2009


I totally know the feeling.

It squirts the lotion on the basket.

Posted by Stevil on October 1, 2009


For those of you who are beginning your Friday wondering what sort of fuel fills my tank, (and no, that's not a metaphor concerning my sexual preference) please allow me to announce from up high that New England Super Natural is the best cereal on the face of the planet;

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